The Embassy Of Tees

Only in white, sizes S-XL.

Bender is not happy: Ctrl Alt Shift Kill.

In case the shirt isn’t cool enough already, the words on it glow in the dark.

Straight out of Office Space comes Milton’s “mine” stapler in a tee.

A psychadelic snowcone…the perfect accompanyment to Merriweather Post Pavilion.

And if the snowcone tee doesn’t do it for ya, check out Animal Collective’s other bees tee.

For those about to rock, we salute you with the AC/DC Back in Black tshirt.

Simple, retro, sweet. In black only, of course. Small-XL.

Need a team shirt for the coming college season of beer pong or flip cup? Well here it is…

Red plastic cups scattered everywhere and for once it doesn’t mean a ton of cleanup. Only available in one color: weimaraner (seriously).

Honest Abe Lincoln now in t-shirt form for the bicentennial year of his birth.

Back of shirt reads: THO’ DEAD, HE LIVETH which is from an old poster from 1865 shortly after his death.

Beatbox jockey for all you disc jockeys out there spinning tunes.

Designed to fit both boys and girls…

Show you fangs.

Only in black, but what other color would you want for this anyway?